Choosing tattoo aftercare can feel weirdly dramatic. You just got a beautiful new tattoo, your skin is tender, your artist gave you instructions, and now the internet is screaming 700 different opinions at you like a chaotic tattoo aftercare choir. “Use balm!” “No, use lotion!” “Never use that!” “My cousin used coconut oil and now he’s basically a dermatologist!” Let’s calm the circus down. Three of the most popular tattoo aftercare products are Tattoo Goo, Hustle Butter, and